There were lots of funny things about Tim and Anthony's "Favorite in 2009" Lists, but one of the sadder parts was that they were both written by pussies.
They'll be none of that with my list, friends. If you'd indulge me for a moment, I'd be happy to cut through the bark, trim the fat, skip ahead and get right to the truth of the matter.
And here it is: you'd be hard pressed to find someone that is less of a pussy than I, you're humble and modest listsmythe. My modesty, in fact, is surpassed only by my sheer and utter lack of being a pussy (which I am not* thank you).
So - since you now can be certain beyond the whisper of a shadow of a doubt that you are about to hear the real, pussy-free deal - let's begin.
*Sometimes I agree with pussies.
Best Movie: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Most Fun I Had Watching a Movie This Year: Star Trek
The Two Best Movies "For Kids" That Aren't Fantastic Mr. Fox: Up, Where The Wild Things Are
Almost Best Album: Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest, Islands - Vapours, Sunset Rubdown - Dragonslayer, Passion Pit - Manners, Antony and the Johnsons - The Crying Light, Mew - No More Stories...
Best Album: Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion
Best Songs On That Album: My Girls, Summertime Clothes, Bluish
Best Songs by R. Kelly This Year: Number One, Echo, #1 Fan
Best Show on Television: Mad Men (AMC)
Funniest New Show: Modern Family (ABC)
Best Show Ever: The Wire (HBO)
Best Cartoon: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (Cartoon Network)
Still Makes Me Laugh Every Week: The Simpsons, South Park
Consistently Better Than Family Guy: American Dad
Best New Yorker Cover: November 2nd, 2009 (Chris Ware)
Best Vegetable: Spinach
Best Comic: Achewood
Best Live Comedy Group: The Dan Ryan
Best Catchphrase: "I wanna hit that bitch with a shovel!" (Me)
Best Books I Read: Rabbit, Run and Rabbit Redux (John Updike)
Most Exciting Sports Moment: Alex Rodriguez' game tying two-run homer in game 2 of the ALDS
Best Video Game - (Tie) The Beatles: Rock Band, New Super Mario Bros. Wii
The Best Phone: The iPhone (why would you have a different phone?)
Funniest Writer: Gabe at Videogum
Best Cocktail: Vodka and Soda with fresh lime-juice
Best Food Deal: (Tie) Free Pizza with Drink Purchase at Alligator Lounge, Free Sake with Dinner at Sakura
Not Sayin' I Would, But If I Had To: John Hamm
Put a bow on it.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Best song: Dawn of the Dead - Does it Offend You, Yeah?
Best album: Discovery - LP
Best movie: Fantastic Mr. Fox
Best DVD: La Collectionneuse - Eric Rohmer
Best commercial: Trident Layers
Best novel: All the Pretty Horses - Cormac McCarthy
Best comic: Bodyworld - Dash Shaw
Best short story: The Youngboy (Tom Moody)
Best artist: James Castle
Best twitter: Chelsea Peretti
Best web video: Colgate Wisp by Black20
Best website: Tom Moody Blog
Best video game: Super Mario Wii
Best TV show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Best bar: Turkey's Nest (Williamsburg)
*These aren't Serious Lunch's favorite things, just my favorite things y'all
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Of course you don't. We don't either so no big whoop.
Today is the 2 year anniversary of SERIOUSLUNCH.com. 2 years! That's a long time. It's basically the lifetime achievement award of internet comedy groups. But we didn't get an award. The academy snubbed us. We'll obviously have our revenge. And it will be served in a cold dish. Because that is the best kind of dish for revenge.
This is for all those people who've helped us out through the years. Thank you for your support. We've been through a lot to get here today. All of our parents wanted us to go to law school, and play football on a scholarship. We all failed, except for Bob who is the footballingist playing lawyer we've ever met. After all football is a dish best served on a cold plate. Are you following? Keep up.
Thank you viewers. Without your snide comments, death threats (yes Catholics, those death threats), and hatred for anything that has to do with dicks (they're funny by the way, get over it), we wouldn't be doing what we're doing today.
It's a fun thing to make movies with your friends. We're lucky to have sick minded people like you watching, so thank you.
More SERIOUS LUNCH to come in 2010 (Twenty Ten).
Serious Lunch at 10:56 AM
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
I just found out you can embed these Doritos things, rather than linking to the awful Doritos splash page. Can you believe that splash page? Jeez.
So here they are, again, and I promise not to repost them 4 lyfe.