Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Serious Lunch on MTV's Alexa Chung Show

Your boyfriends from Serious Lunch will be on MTV's It's on with Alex Chung Wednesday (today) at 12:00 noon, making jokes and making friends! If you're around try to be in the audience and laugh really hard.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

John Hodgman Tests Obamas Nerd Cred

The answers our venerable leader failed to answer were of course:

1) Shai Hulud
2) The device is called "a thumper"
3) "The Water of Life,"

I'll take Padishah Dynasty History for 500$ John Hodgman.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

No Thanks

Doesn't sound fun.

Monday, June 15, 2009

My Future is an Open Book

Holy shit, people. By 2011 I'll finally be able to get my giraffe degree. Personally I was thinking about going for my giraffe masters, but if it takes only 2 years, I might as well go for my giraffe doctoral. A buddy of mine got his bachelors in giraffes back in '04. What a waste of four years. Who knew the giraffe education system would flourish in '09? Who knew? I didn't, that's for sure. Thank you Firefox for not preventing this pop-up.

Thursday, June 11, 2009


I do this thing where I constantly walk in front of people, because I have to be first... and I'm well aware of it. Whether you're a hot chick, an ugly dude, an old grampy, or a young scampy, get out the way because I will be first.

When getting off the elevator, I don't care if you are a pregnant woman with bound feet, I don't have time to stand behind your saunter. I should obvi be first. If I'm on line at the grocery shop, and you are ahead of me, I will throw your plantains and wheat germ down the aisle, and when you come back from fetching your foods, I will already be checked out and on my way home. At the bar, I don't care if you get there before me or know the bartender or just want water. I will smash a pint glass in your face like Leo DeCaps in The Departs, and will be first to drink. After all, first to drink, first to drunk.


If I come home at night and you're already there sleeping, I will slap you in the face and do that thing where I fake break an egg on your head by spreading my fingers through your hair, and you will wake up. Then I'll take some ambien and fall asleep before you. If I see a funny blog post, and you comment first and write in all caps 'FIRST', I will take a screenshot, photoshop your name out and replace it with my own. Then I will make it my desktop for an hour.

Just so I know I'm first.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Strongly Disagree

No, New York Times. That's a bad New York Times. Why are you saying inflammatory things like this without any context? Here: you could have said any of these instead, and I would have been totally on board.

Probably the best way to propose

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Serious Lunch on The Tonight Show!

Conan gave us a shout-out and animated our backdrop on the Tonight Show last night- check out the video:

UPDATE: NBC removed the video from youtube. Here is another link from Hulu

Friday, June 5, 2009

LOL Neti Pots

That Conan/Mario picture was by far the most popular thing we've put on this blog. Now that a lot more people are looking at this page how do we follow it up and keep people interested? How about photoshops of puns relating to neti pots! That will "go viral", right? Get ready, NetiLOLs are gonna tear up the internet!

Thanks to Marielena Logsdon for thinking up a bunch of these

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Conan's new set looks like Super Mario

The design behind Conan O'Brien during the monologue is looking all Mushroom Kingdom. Check out the images below:

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animated gif:

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