Friday, February 6, 2009

This Weather

Shut up and read this transcript of a conversation I had with myself this morning.

Anthony: Damn it's cold outside

Anthony: How cold is it?

Anthony: It's so cold that my eyes are cumming tears.

Anthony: Ew! Get some Eye Condoms.*

Anthony: Too late! Get me a tissue

Anthony: A tissue? No! You need eye jimmy hats.

Anthony: No, this used tissue will have to do.

Anthony: Ew! Now I have sticky tears all over my face.

Anthony: No you don't. I do.

Anthony: But we're the same person.

ANTHONY: Now we are!

*Eye condoms have not been known to stop cumming of the eyes.


Bob said...


Like Dormin from Shadow of the Colossus :)