Monday, January 5, 2009

Cantone can't stand Mad Men

LOS ANGELES, CA-- Comedian Mario Cantone certainly isn't a fan of the hit AMC original series Mad Men.
"This guy Don Draper? More like Don Paper! Because I wipe poops off the swolen lips of my asshole with paper!" Cantone told us, refering to the Quilted Northern toilet paper he is so fond of.
The "Sex and the City" star, who once called Marv Albert Marv Albite (in reference to Albert's sexual assault trial), also poked fun at co-star Christina Hendricks' character, saying "This chick Joan Holloway? Hourglass figure right? I'd like to spend and hour or two with her, know what I mean guys? She's more full-figured than Balenciaga's fall collection!"
-Associated Press