Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween.



HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM SERIOUS LUNCH

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Let Me Help You



Yes.

Hilarious Pics Pt. 5

The shirt's over there!!

Hilarious Pics pt. 4

Lil' help!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Ooom BOP-OP! Ooom BOP-OP! OOOM-BOP!

Yesterday I got Guitar Hero World Tour.

Last night Tim sang Freak on a Leash by Korn.

Today I photoshopped Tim's face on to Jonathan Davis's.




And there it is.

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Superporn



Music video for Flying Lotus directed by Eric Warheim

Thursday, October 23, 2008

10 Jobs I would Like to Have

Unemployment has afforded me the rare opportunity to reevaluate my experience and plan my future career with a clarity I expect I wouldn't have were I working full time. The result is this list of positions I believe myself to be qualified for:


10 - Director of motion picture films
9 - Prize fighter
8 - Guy who cuts corners off paper in the Battlestar Galactica universe
7 - Luke Skywalker
6 - Han Solo
5 - Lando Calrissian
4 - Male stripper
3 - Corben Dallas
2 - Harrison Ford
1 - Starbucks barista

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Do You Know What Tom Clancy Looks Like?


Holy Shit, I didn't! Yuck!

I mean I'm no Fabio VanDamme, but you are even uglier than your uninspired, military fellating prose, Tom Clancy.

What an enjoyable music experience

This guy Reggie Watts opened for Tigercity last night, it was nuts. Here, watch:

Tigercity was also pretty sweet, they had a couple new songs that were rockin'. Their album is recorded and mixed, I'm looking forward to that.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Overheard This Morning - 10:07 AM



"You know that movie Step-Up? She's a ballerina and he's a street dancer."
"Oh, and they fall in love?"
"Yeah, but they dance too."

Friday, October 17, 2008

Songs Inspired by Shit Movies pt. 10


Costume For Anthony

He loves kids

Halloween Costume for Anthony

Halloween Costume for John

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Halloween Costume for Tim



*Complete with lamp shade

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Halloween costume for Bill

Monday, October 13, 2008

More Barack Obama puns for your t-shirt designs


  • Dwayne "the Barack" Johnson
  • 30 Barack
  • Y Tu Obama Tambien
  • All-you-can-eat salad Barack
  • Hard Barack Cafe
  • Billy, Sweet Billy-Boy, I knew you would come back/ No one can stop you if you try, Don't I have a nice Barack?
  • Obama Mia!
  • Schoolhouse Barack
  • "You know you're a redneck if your gun Barack has a gun Barack on it" -Jeff Foxworthy
  • Barack paper scissors
  • Obamberman 64
  • Kid Barack
  • "Obama I'm coming home!" -Ozzie
  • Suck my Barack hard Barack
  • What would you do for a Klondike Barack?
  • Barack bottom prices
  • "they look like good strong hands, don't they?" - Barack-Eater
  • Barack-a-doodle-doo!
  • Obamassalam alikum
  • Motorized tie Barack
  • "Boy Barack, girl Barack, E-I-E-I-O!" - Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 finale
  • Baracktail waitress
  • Barack-Mitzvah
  • "I like the Baracktender"- T-Pain

Halloween costume for Bob

Friday, October 10, 2008

Re: Anthony you freaking nerd

Sick tat, I say go for it!

Anthony, You Freaking Nerd

In case you haven't noticed from past posts, we enjoy the occasional videa game. In fact, us slungos in Serious Lunch pass time during shoots (or just whenevs) with intense matches of Dr. Mario, except for John who worries about more important things.

Anyways for the past week, Bob, Bill, and myself have been up to our elbows in Mega Man 9. For those of you with girlfriends, it's essentially a new old school Nintendo game. No fancy graphics here. Just pure retro 8-bit goodness.

Rather than rant about the game, or cream over how great it is (which it is), I'm gonna go the interactive route. Below is the opening screen of the game. I want you, the reader (literally the one person that reads this blog), to caption this pic in the comments.

DO IT! CAPTION THIS PIC! Thanks.


Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Abysmal Failures of This Administration Remind Me of Something...




No? Stealing Earth's energy...aggressive military tactics? Well, if you don't get my analogy that means you aren't a nerd and you get laid on a regular basis. Congratulations to you sir or maam.


Here's a more mainstream analogy. Listen to this on loop while watching CSPAN's coverage of the economic collapse.

Get it?

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Hilarious Pics. 3

View from the "Oreo".

NO. NO. NO.

NO blog, we will NOT update you.

"110100100101101" (why not?)

SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT up.

"10010101001010101101" (But fathers. I need you to update me.)

I need something of substance to write about. I'm not gonna update you for the sake of updating.

"1010010101" (But, you just did.)

Sh... You.. Oh...

"100101" (Yeah. Bite me.)

Shut up.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Hilarious Pics Pt. 2

What?!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

It's October!


Fuck Y'all. Happy October.

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