Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Unemployment has afforded me the rare opportunity to reevaluate my experience and plan my future career with a clarity I expect I wouldn't have were I working full time. The result is this list of positions I believe myself to be qualified for:
10 - Director of motion picture films
9 - Prize fighter
8 - Guy who cuts corners off paper in the Battlestar Galactica universe
7 - Luke Skywalker
6 - Han Solo
5 - Lando Calrissian
4 - Male stripper
3 - Corben Dallas
2 - Harrison Ford
1 - Starbucks barista
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
This guy Reggie Watts opened for Tigercity last night, it was nuts. Here, watch:
Tigercity was also pretty sweet, they had a couple new songs that were rockin'. Their album is recorded and mixed, I'm looking forward to that.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
- Dwayne "the Barack" Johnson
- 30 Barack
- Y Tu Obama Tambien
- All-you-can-eat salad Barack
- Hard Barack Cafe
- Billy, Sweet Billy-Boy, I knew you would come back/ No one can stop you if you try, Don't I have a nice Barack?
- Obama Mia!
- Schoolhouse Barack
- "You know you're a redneck if your gun Barack has a gun Barack on it" -Jeff Foxworthy
- Barack paper scissors
- Obamberman 64
- Kid Barack
- "Obama I'm coming home!" -Ozzie
- Suck my Barack hard Barack
- What would you do for a Klondike Barack?
- Barack bottom prices
- "they look like good strong hands, don't they?" - Barack-Eater
- Obamassalam alikum
- Motorized tie Barack
- "Boy Barack, girl Barack, E-I-E-I-O!" - Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 finale
- Baracktail waitress
- "I like the Baracktender"- T-Pain
Friday, October 10, 2008
In case you haven't noticed from past posts, we enjoy the occasional videa game. In fact, us slungos in Serious Lunch pass time during shoots (or just whenevs) with intense matches of Dr. Mario, except for John who worries about more important things.
Anyways for the past week, Bob, Bill, and myself have been up to our elbows in Mega Man 9. For those of you with girlfriends, it's essentially a new old school Nintendo game. No fancy graphics here. Just pure retro 8-bit goodness.
Rather than rant about the game, or cream over how great it is (which it is), I'm gonna go the interactive route. Below is the opening screen of the game. I want you, the reader (literally the one person that reads this blog), to caption this pic in the comments.
DO IT! CAPTION THIS PIC! Thanks.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
No? Stealing Earth's energy...aggressive military tactics? Well, if you don't get my analogy that means you aren't a nerd and you get laid on a regular basis. Congratulations to you sir or maam.
Here's a more mainstream analogy. Listen to this on loop while watching CSPAN's coverage of the economic collapse.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
NO blog, we will NOT update you.
"110100100101101" (why not?)
SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT up.
"10010101001010101101" (But fathers. I need you to update me.)
I need something of substance to write about. I'm not gonna update you for the sake of updating.
"1010010101" (But, you just did.)
Sh... You.. Oh...
"100101" (Yeah. Bite me.)