Thursday, July 31, 2008

Hair Grease Comb Now Shawty Get Ready



Hairbraider from the forthcoming Twelve Play: Fourth Quarter by R. Kelly.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Read Brave New World


Go ahead, I dare you. It's free.

Life Hack #1 - At work? Open a spreadsheet in the bottom corner. It might look like you're working!

Instructions (17-20)




Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Vroooom...puhpuhpuhpuhpuhpuhpuh. Beep Beep!


Ever get the impulse to cruise around Google Maps, fantasizing about driving through exciting places all over the globe? Each and every single day, you say? Well! Get a load of this shit you weirdo: Google Drive, a retardedly simple application that I will probably waste a lot more time with than I should.

No sound effects provided so...you know what has to be done.

I Guess That Sums Up The Article, Yeah



Great Job!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Great Vids, Thanks For Sharing!

Oh! You're welcome! Here are two more:

WISE OLD GARY

PIPE DOWN

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Potential Desktop Wallpaper - Vol.3


Repeating Tile

Friday, July 25, 2008

How To Look Sixty Before Turning Twenty



By Rumer Willis

We Didn't See Anyding... EVA!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Obama has an arm like Clayface


Here's a picture of him from today's Post. He's handling a restorative compound stolen from Wayne Biochemical Labs. Without it his body gets all mushy!

Deliciousness Alert


Jesus tap dancing christ these things are good. Some beautiful person left a big bowl of these in the break room today. Salt and Pepper flavored pistachio nuts, friends: they took the pistachio nut and made it better. They don't taste any saltier than your standard issue store bought pistachios, but that little bit of pepper had my taste buds goin' all "Yeah! We doin this!"

And they're heart healthy. So as if this weren't a 'hard sell' as it is, I've now tied buying this product into your overall well being.

What The Fuck, I Thought I Told You No More Shitty Limericks


I hear they play baseball in China
by pitching the balls out vaginas
and using big vats
of cum as the bats.
I can't think of anything finer.


I remember back when I was twenty
my face was all pock marked and bumpy
but thanks to pro-activ
I'm much more attractive
Just a shame that my lymph nodes are lumpy



"I'm the magical king of the keggers!"
Said the crazy ass street-dwelling beggar
"And m'lady, forsooth,
is the Queen of Beirut!
So let's dine on some lion placenta!"

Monday, July 21, 2008

What You Can Do (2)





More than A Feeling - Boston

Friday, July 18, 2008

The Hills










Thursday, July 17, 2008

Message to one of my friends

RicK MoneY told me 2 tell you something

Potential Desktop Wallpaper - Vol. 2


Link to high-res file is Here

Top Secret Garfield Today

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Save the Trees





Monday, July 14, 2008

Look At This Fellow, Just Doin' All Sorts of Lamping Out


And I say 'fellow' in all sincerity. Setting up a very interesting precedent, the government of Spain recently proposed a bill that would grant limited human rights to some species of ape, other than homo sapiens.

I'm all for this (chup-chupp). Is it even worth debating whether or not our evolutionary cousins display advanced intelligence, huu? While I'm not saying every member of chimpunity deserves health care and a pension (what would they spend it on, bananas? lol), I think it's reasonable, hoo, to legally protect them from being tortured in a zoo, wraf! Or poked and prodded with experimental drugs by some fiend in a lab coat. That's just being civil, in my opinion.

Party on, Spain. Make it safe for my buddy to lamp out as long as he wants. HoooH'Gra!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Fail?







Thursday, July 10, 2008

I Just Discovered LoL-Builder

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Artist Rendering, pt. 4


Instructions (13-16)




Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The New Hotness

I'm calling it, it's the new hotness:

The Fashion- Solo Impala

Happy Offers!

I Wanted to see Wanted.


It's a ROMCOMTIONILLER flick. ( Romantic Comedy Action Thriller )

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Real Life Ryan




Do you think these glasses accent my "V" shaped smile with my huge CHOMPERS? I'm trying to use the hat to distract you from my Leno chin chim-eny.

Rumor has it I tied my nostrils back to my ears.

Whey Different

Some dudes get really pissed about lifting weights


Some dudes get all giggley!

Hancock's Shit Don't Stink...But Someone's Does.



Nice face Will Smith