Thursday, October 23, 2008

10 Jobs I would Like to Have

Unemployment has afforded me the rare opportunity to reevaluate my experience and plan my future career with a clarity I expect I wouldn't have were I working full time. The result is this list of positions I believe myself to be qualified for:

10 - Director of motion picture films
9 - Prize fighter
8 - Guy who cuts corners off paper in the Battlestar Galactica universe
7 - Luke Skywalker
6 - Han Solo
5 - Lando Calrissian
4 - Male stripper
3 - Corben Dallas
2 - Harrison Ford
1 - Starbucks barista


Starting Over said...

OMG I WANTED TO BE NUMBER 1 TOO BUT THEY AREN'T HIRING! My dreams of fulfilling employment are over.