Monday, August 4, 2008

Where is Everybody?

Glad you asked.

Tim, Anthony and John are off touching tips in Europe. They were in Amsterdam last time I spoke to them, probably figuring out how to not get VD. Rofficer is busy adjusting to his new digs at the House of Fairfax, moving in two months after my departure. It's all part of the Serious Lunch Friend Exchange Program.

And me? I'm where I always am: right above the drop ceiling at the bathroom in your office, listening as you do your awfulness.

Wash your hands.

The other guys don't get back until Friday, so this week's output might be a bit sporadic. Maybe something noteworthy will happen each day, and I'll have plenty to talk about. We'll see. No promises.

Stop looking at me like that.