I hear they play baseball in China
by pitching the balls out vaginas
and using big vats
of cum as the bats.
I can't think of anything finer.
I remember back when I was twenty
my face was all pock marked and bumpy
but thanks to pro-activ
I'm much more attractive
Just a shame that my lymph nodes are lumpy
"I'm the magical king of the keggers!"
Said the crazy ass street-dwelling beggar
"And m'lady, forsooth,
is the Queen of Beirut!
So let's dine on some lion placenta!"