And I say 'fellow' in all sincerity. Setting up a very interesting precedent, the government of Spain recently proposed a bill that would grant limited human rights to some species of ape, other than homo sapiens.
I'm all for this (chup-chupp). Is it even worth debating whether or not our evolutionary cousins display advanced intelligence, huu? While I'm not saying every member of chimpunity deserves health care and a pension (what would they spend it on, bananas? lol), I think it's reasonable, hoo, to legally protect them from being tortured in a zoo, wraf! Or poked and prodded with experimental drugs by some fiend in a lab coat. That's just being civil, in my opinion.
Party on, Spain. Make it safe for my buddy to lamp out as long as he wants. HoooH'Gra!