Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Those are shitty lyrics bro!

I like that album "Graduation" by Kanye West. I've got about twenty plays on my itunes at home, and a few more on my ipod. The beats are good and the album on a whole is listenable top to bottom. But that guy is a real dooshbag! [sic] He's so full of himself. I don't think he says anything interesting on the album at all.

Yesterday on my way to work I listened to it and wrote down all the lamest things he says:

"I'm like the fly Malcom X"
-Good Morning

"Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike?/
Well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke"
-Stronger

"All the ladies in the house without a spouse/
something in your blouse has got me feeling so roused"
-I Wonder

"Have you ever popped champagne on a plane while getting some brain?
Whipped it out, she said "I ain't never seen snakes on a plane"
-The Good Life

"Damn, these n***a's got me/
I hate these n***a's more than a Nazi"
-Flashing Lights

"They'd rather give me the n***a-please award/
But I'll just take the I-got-alotta-cheese award"
-Everything I Am

"I'm like Gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley"
-The Glory

"Yeah that tuxedo might have been a little gweedo/
But with my ego, I can stand there with a speedo/
And still be looked at like a fucking hero"
-The Glory

"Big brother saw me at the bottom of the todum/
Now I'm at the top and everybody on the scrodum"
-Big Brother


lame!

2 comments:

Billy said...

That Klondike/Blonde Dyke rhyme is so beat.

So beat.

Taylor T-Sides said...

Oh god, so true. The Nazi line kills me every time I listen to that song - which I love - but still.