Friday, June 27, 2008

Old Enough to Know My Foibles!

I know, alright? I recognize my own bad character traits. Nobody knows 'em better! Please watch - this will be healthy for both of us!

The Subject...

  1. ...takes too long in the shower
  2. ...is always knocking things over
  3. ...is always spilling things on himself
  4. ...smokes too much
  5. ...doesn't speak the language
  6. ..."basically smells like a fart like all the time"
  7. ...drinks spoiled milk like the newcomers from Alien Nation
  8. ...has the Bond films ranked all out-of-whack (Moonraker #1?)
  9. ...doesn't hide his keef box
  10. ...tries to make preserves but always fucks up
  11. ...talks down to a brother
  12. ...forgets which anecdotes he's already related, and to whom
  13. ...tells everyone he knows each time he gets to third base
  14. ...owns the locker room
  15. ...insists on floor lamps (No overhead lighting)
  16. ...gets moody for silly reasons
  17. ...wont eat cheese
  18. ...wont eat eggs
  19. ...can't photoshop for shit
  20. ...gets upset when his sports teams fare poorly (takes sports too seriously)
  21. ...corrects others' grammar and word choice, unsolicited
  22. ...has "got to have his pops"
  23. ...binges more than he purges
  24. ...likes Of Montreal
  25. ...likes his one grandma more than his other grandma (sorry grandma)

2 comments:

Tim said...

major turn-off

Anthony said...

i fucking hate it when you gotta have your pops. get over yourself already.