Friday, March 7, 2008

Shitty Limericks Episode IV: A New Hope (I'm Sorry)

"In time, I think, you'll grow to love me."
Said the man that was driving the humvee.
But his mail order bride
Simply sat there and sighed
Having not heard of Stockholm Syndrummy

What the fucks up with Jeremy Piven?
Does that prick think he's god's gift to women?
He's so goddamn smug
that if push came to shove
I'd rather pretend he twern't livin'

Ever see that flick "Maid in Manhattan"?
If not, let me tell you what happens:
A nice piece of ass
and a fella with class
Share a love that is softer than satin.