Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Nobody Likes My Shitty Limericks

Ya'll might just call it malarkey
But I'd never blow coke off a car key
An engine's ignition's
A thing of precision
Like a backbeat by one Richard Starkey

Do there have to be three Law and Orders?
I'm a fan, yeah... but three Law and Orders?
"Well there's one just for sex crimes,
and the original sometimes has..."
Fuck it, I'm going to Borders

Hey genius: Don't name your son Gaylord
If you do, you're basically assured
of choosing a name
thats just 'bout the same
As calling your new baby "cock whore"