Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Sorry, I'm Gonna Start Writing Shitty Limericks

The first time I ate at White Castle
It ended up being a hassle
The burgers were tight
but the following night
I couldn't find someone to rassle!


I once knew a guy from Astoria
Who used to write stuff for Fangoria
"The magazine sucks," he said
"But..aw shucks! It's the only way I get to see Gloria!"


"It takes two to tango" he told me
Before turning to snuff out his stogie
"But what would I know? I'm just H. Ross Perot."
Then he took his last bite of bologna.

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