Friday, February 29, 2008

I've Got More Shitty Limericks, My Bad Yo

At times when I'm reading the paper
I wonder what life's like in Asia
Where men ride on carpets
And women have armpits
That always are hairy in flavor

I've heard of this place in Kentucky
Where winners don't have to be lucky
They say all you need
Is two pounds of weed
And people will treat you just duckie!

If ever you sleep with a Rhino
Make sure that he isn't albino
They're covered in fleas
and rife with disease
so schedule a trip to your gyno


karina said...

Lately, I've had the hots for this one rhino...thanks for setting me straight Bill.