Sunday, February 17, 2008

I Am So Sick of This Already!

Any passersby these days with their cell phones and their little cameras are always trying to take my picture. It's just not fair anymore! I'm so sick and tired of having to fight off swarms of Christian Bale fans. I mean come on! I'm Bob Officer from Serious Lunch; not John Connor from Terminator 4! Enough already! Geez!

Can't a guy just get through one day without being mistaken for Bale? Yeah, I know we share the same abs, bulging biceps and supercilious expression ...but I'm not going chop you up while listening to Huey Lewis and the News. I'm sorry, that's just not me.


Taylor T-Sides said...

which part isn't you? the chopping people up part or the listening to Huey Lewis part? I hope you're not dissing HLN.