Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tryptophan Nappies Whilst Visiting Your Pappies

It's a short week, so we're going to wrap up the Serious Lunch blog until after Thanksgiving.

This is also kind of a special occasion as you, dear reader, are bearing witness to the 100th post in the brief history of our weblog. So in the spirit of celebration, I have a request. It's not much, but it will take a bit of effort on your part, and for that I thank you in advance.

I'd like to ask you to do more than just watch Megarotic all weekend. I know it's incredible. I know its the site you wake up with each day. I know It's tempting to max out your eight video limit first thing each morning. Fight it. Build a bridge, get over it. Gauge, Devon, Jenna Haze, Penny Flame, Kacey and all their friends will be there waiting for you, any old time you like. Why not really embrace and enjoy this holiday weekend? Take advantage of the writer's strike to read some good books (we're full of suggestions, just ask). You could also get some serious mileage out of your Netflix account by actually watching all the movies you claim to have seen. Imagine the weight that would be lifted off your shoulders next time your friends are discussing the mise in Barry Lyndon! The same could be said for bands/albums that you claim to have heard. Why not really listen to them this week? Just Seeqpod that bitch and instantly become less of a credibility lacking, dick sniffing philistine. You owe it to yourself. Go to the gym, write a folk song, play with matches...just get out there. They'll be plenty of time for baitin' next week. This one is for you. This one is for us. It's a magical world, Hobbes old buddy. Let's go exploring!