Saturday, August 18, 2007

Job Opportunity


Professional with experience taming canines of troubled disposition.

Must be comfortable working with dogs that have unusual barks. Examples include dogs that say things like, "bowie wowie," and "oh, bow, oh, wow." Less common are those without lisps, but heavy accents or weak English skills; commonly heard going, "woof, mein,"and "woof yo, yo, woof dog, woof!"

Dog Lisperers may apply to